That I've been dating someone.
Fracture, specifically.
Our history has been long and complicated, and included several death threats on my part and a fairly impressive bounty demanding that I only be brought in dead on his.
Not that any of that was really personal. When we first met, we were enemies and he was after my granddaughter. Even then, I'd like to think there was some professional respect on both sides.
Of course then he started yelling at me and dredging up vey personal things and naming me a sage.
and.... that made me like him more?
I suppose I understand why some people consider me confusing.
Despite all this he understands me more than anyone else living. And I'm happier than I have been since my husband died.
So I suppose that's worth something.
I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU YOU GAY MOTHERFUCKER
ReplyDeleteI love you too Jess.
DeleteYou have classy taste in men... I can respect that! Congrats on pulling.
ReplyDeleteAnd congratulations to Fracture. I can respect him from a professional standpoint although I'm not that professional but now I respect him from a personal standpoint..... a lover of yours is a friend of mine.
Funny, I'm dating too... is love in the air or what?
You're dating?
DeleteI'm honestly not sure what to say to that. Congratulations?
Uh..... congrats will do. I honestly never thought I would.
DeleteThanks. I'm glad to hear you've found a bit of peace in this storm too.
DeleteReally. Bestiality now TOO? What's next, digging up your Ex-Husband's Corpse? Or maybe that shitty child you are taking care of? I guess the possibilities are limitless for someone like you, huh?
ReplyDeleteBESTIALITY is when he fucked me for a kidney, honey~~ This ain't got nothing on that!
DeleteBestiality is when anyone is insane enough to fuck you at all because you're a fucking animal. Why don't you go kill yourself, bitch?
Delete-The Kor
You are all leaving me very confused as to the definition of bestiality. I thought it was when someone sexually abused animals.
DeleteJust a public service announcement that Fracture is not literally a cat. Thank you.
DeleteWhether or not Jess is an animal gets more complicated. But anatomically she is human.
And Morningstar, just because my limits are different from yours doesn't mean I don't have them. You know full well how I feel about children. And I would never dig up Ronan.
Although it makes me wonder. If in some bizarre improbable alternate universe where it was both possible and you were willing, would sleeping with you be considered necrophilia?
I don't think so. Unless the body was cold and lifeless. But I still wouldn't tap that just to avoid unnecessary risks.
DeleteI WILL CRUCIFY YOU. WHILE FORCE FEEDING YOU CHILI MADE FROM THAT LITTLE SHIT KID AND THAT GODDAMN CAT. WHY THE FUCK HAS NO ONE CASTRATED YOU YET? IT WOULD BE DOING THE ENTIRE WORLD A FAVOR. IF I EVER FUCKING FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE, I WILL GO AND TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF, YOU SHIT RAPIST WASTE OF FLESH.
DeleteI suppose I deserved that one.
DeleteIts a shame. Mace was getting along with you for so long too. You even helped him sacrifice Echo with Alex to the brute to ensure the world didn't end and shit.
DeleteHow quickly the grudges return when the stakes drop.
OH GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU CHESHIRE FUCKER. I'LL TURN YOU INTO FUCKING CHINESE FOOD. THE THOUGHT OF ANY VERSION OF ME, DEAD OR ALIVE, SLEEPING, OR WORSE, WITH THE GODDAMN RAPIST MAKES ME WANT TO SHRED MY OWN BRAIN.
DeleteEXCEPT I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE ANYMORE.
WHY THE FUCK AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH A DECREPIT, MASS MURDERING, RAPIST? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
I didn't say you did or should sex him. Calm your tits Mace. You seem to have the high beams on.
DeleteI KNOW YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. HE FUCKING DID. THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH GODDAMN WORSE.
DeleteCan't help but notice you didn't even TRY to address my little question, CAT.
Because you're living in the year 2012 because you keep dying and missing large chunks of time and haven't be able to gradually change with the rest of us.
DeleteDavid is not the man he was. Hes a good soul and a sage. I do believe he wants to change. I believe he has.
CALL HER
ReplyDeleteUh... just what is this about Maggot. Feel like you may be breaking an oath or two there...
DeleteSneak attack! I wrote it. A note told me to or I'd apparently get my ears removed or something? No idea what the fuck its about but it must be important for Maggot to have felt the need to give me his account password so I could leave the message. Do you like the bold letters? That was my idea. Really gave the whole thing real ooomph!
DeleteBut I digress. Maggot's online identity is mine! Time to subscribe his email to all kinds of terrible shit! Brace for time share and porn ads asshole!